Story: Pam Eaton | Photos: John Mellor
On Saturday 19th Jan, despite the poor weather, the DISORIENTATED EXPRESS left Pitsmoor Methodist Church just after 7pm – destination Constantinople – carrying members and friends old and new.
Due to some cancellations some lucky passengers were upgraded to 1st class accommodation whilst others remained in 2nd class.
Not long into the journey, a terrible scream was heard as someone discovered a body, which was identified as Werner Von Black, a rocket designer.
The Guard E Lou took charge of the situation and asked everyone on board to try and discover WHO DONE IT.
Some of the travellers gave accounts of themselves and reasons why they could not possibly be the murderer, whilst others kept quiet about themselves and asked many questions of their fellow travellers.
Eventually everyone was feeling hungry and it was decided to serve a meal. 1st class passengers were treated to silver service by two very young waiters whilst the more common travellers went to the Buffet car for their Pie and Peas.
This gave everyone more time to ask questions and listen before Guard E Lou led us to decide who we thought was the murderer.
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